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The Un-Funny TRUTH about Scientology



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"In short a staff ... ( 20 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"In short a staff member can get away with murder so long as his statistic is up and can't sneeze without a chop if it's down. ... When people do start reporting a staff member with a high statistic, what you investigate is the person who turned in the report." - L. Ron Hubbard, HCO PL 1 September 1965, "Ethics Protection"
"Scientology is ... ( 20 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"Scientology is quite likely the most ruthless, the most classically terroristic, the most litigious and the most lucrative cult the country has ever seen. No cult extracts more money from its members." --Cynthia Kisser, the network's Chicago-based executive director, as quoted in Time, 5/6/91
".It is totally ... ( 20 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
".It is totally hopeless and fatal not to be a Scientologist.. We do not find critics of Scientology who do not have criminal pasts. Over and over we prove this.. If you. are savage enough and insistent enough in your demand for the crime, you'll get the text [the evidence]. Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown." (HCO Bulletin of 27 August, 1987)
Hey valaarrr, i ... ( 18 hours ago by Bonezmayon)
Hey valaarrr, i always wanted to ask. How come scientologists don't just download the ot levels from bittorrent? it's free.
"Hey valaarrr, i ... ( 17 hours ago by vaLLarrr)
"Hey valaarrr, i always wanted to ask. How come scientologists don't just download the ot levels from bittorrent? it's free." of course, you are perfectly free to believe those are the actual OT levels. but it's irrelevant anyway. I could give you the ENTIRE tech, and MOST of it is even available right now, in various libraries. but you have NO idea what to do with it, so it wouldn't even work anyway. get it?
vaLLarrr said: "but ... ( 16 hours ago by NarkAnon)
vaLLarrr said: "but you have NO idea what to do with it, so it wouldn't even work anyway." HA! The classic Scientology claim that 'we'd just give you the tech, but you don't know how to use it'. A hilarious attempt to paint Scientology courses as mysterious, technically-advanced information that must only be disbursed by the proper sources (and for the proper fees, of course). That's how the suckers stay on the fishing line while Miscavige reels in their money.
"Simply state that ... ( 16 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"Simply state that Dianetics can handle the unwanted condition in his life and sell him Dianetics and/or the Self Analysis book and make an ppointment for him to go to the org or Mission .... even if they do not buy a book, get their name, address and telephone number so you and/or someone at the local org or mission can follow up in the future to get him onto service" - leaked Scientology Clear Expansion committee, "Free Stress Test hat write up" (found at wikileaks)
"of course, you are ... ( 16 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"of course, you are perfectly free to believe those are the actual OT levels. but it's irrelevant anyway." Why is it irrelevant when it would save Scientologists hundreds of thousands of dollars? And of course they are real, verified by ex-scientologists and legally threatened by the Church of Scientology for copyright material (it wouldn't make sense to claim copyright on something that is false). Flunk.
'Why is it ... ( 16 hours ago by vaLLarrr)
'Why is it irrelevant when it would save Scientologists hundreds of thousands of dollars?" because as I said earlier, I could give you the ENTIRE TECH of the OT levels, and you wouldn't have a CLUE as to what to do with it, so it would be useless to you. you are, of course, free to not believe that. but it's true anyway. so flunk yourself.
"HA! The classic ... ( 16 hours ago by vaLLarrr)
"HA! The classic Scientology claim that 'we'd just give you the tech, but you don't know how to use it' and TOTALLY TRUE. HA!
"When we need ... ( 15 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"When we need somebody haunted we investigate.When we investigate we do so noisily always." - L. Ron Hubbard, MANUAL OF JUSTICE, 1959
"People attack ... ( 15 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"People attack Scientology, I never forget it, always even the score. People attack auditors, or staff, or organisations, or me. I never forget until the slate is clear." - L. Ron Hubbard, MANUAL OF JUSTICE, 1959
This is so ... ( 13 hours ago by softy1000)
This is so appalling. I understand that this is a serious issue, but why the FUCK did you have to post the graphic pictures? Seriously? That will give me nightmares for a LONG time.
"HA! The classic ... ( 9 hours ago by vaLLarrr)
"HA! The classic Scientology claim that 'we'd just give you the tech, but you don't know how to use it'. A hilarious attempt to paint Scientology courses as mysterious, technically-advanced information that must only be disbursed by the proper sources " ridiculous. in YOUR twisted world, there's something wrong with pointing out that one cannot read the "tech" about Karate and become a black belt. it takes "training" ALSO, dimwit. Scientology is no different. geez, are you stupid.
The footbullet cult ... ( 8 hours ago by lockyer)
The footbullet cult is hilarious with all it's convenient excuses. I especially like the one about how all their former members who criticize them are liars. It's strange that they all tell the exact same "lies" though. The Bridge to Total Mindfuck costs $400 grand because Scientology is fucking expensive. They buy these huge hotels and put signs on them to present an image but all the recently blown former members all say the orgs are all but deserted. The interweb exposed their shit. LOL
it takes "training" ... ( 7 hours ago by cultssuck)
it takes "training" ALSO,
Yes, those $cientologists certainly go through rigorous training. Just some sap off the street wouldn't be able to treat Lisa McPherson as $cientology did so successfully. It takes years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to achieve that ability.
"He punched me in ... ( 5 hours ago by CommentsOpener)
"He punched me in the face at least ten times and my glasses fell off, I was thrown up against a desk unit, a counter top, and that was the moment right then when I realized I could go no further down than this, to be beaten by the leader [David Miscavige] of my so-called church." - Marc Headley, ex-Scientologist and former Executive Producer at Golden Era Production (production company owned by Scientology).
"Just some sap off ... ( 3 hours ago by vaLLarrr)
"Just some sap off the street wouldn't be able to treat Lisa McPherson as $cientology did so successfully." well, unfortunately for your "point," such as it is, Scientology didn't "treat" Lisa McPherson medically, nor was it their INTENTION to do so, and she died of something completely unrelated to what they were doing.
I think its a ... ( 2 hours ago by 4thDimensionFilms)
I think its a little arrogant to say that "scientolgy kills". I dont think theres anything about the beleif of scientology that actually provokes violence, its just scientolgists that execute violent actions.
you might as well say that atheism kills since Stalin killed millions of people. an hey, he was an atheist. but hey, does that mean atheism kills? no, of course not. it just means the world's largest murderer was an atheist. really, theres nothing about atheism that says to kill.
hubbard was a ... ( 1 hour ago by cptskellern)
hubbard was a satanist.
"The purpose of the ... ( 1 hour ago by CommentsOpener)
"The purpose of the suit is to harass and discourage rather than to win. The law can be used very easily to harass, and enough harassment on somebody who is simply on the thin edge anyway, well knowing that he is not authorized, will generally be sufficient to cause his professional decease. If possible, of course, ruin him utterly." - L. Ron Hubbard, A MANUAL ON THE DISSEMINATION OF MATERIAL, 1955
' I dont think ... ( 1 hour ago by vaLLarrr)
' I dont think theres anything about the beleif of scientology that actually provokes violence..." exactly. "its just scientolgists that execute violent actions." and they don't even do THAT.
"In short a staff ... ( 1 hour ago by CommentsOpener)
"In short a staff member can get away with murder so long as his statistic is up and can't sneeze without a chop if it's down. ... When people do start reporting a staff member with a high statistic, what you investigate is the person who turned in the report." - L. Ron Hubbard, HCO PL 1 September 1965, "Ethics Protection"
Thanks man.. we ... ( 39 minutes ago by thelonius2000)
Thanks man.. we appreciate you pointing out that Atheism doesn't kill.. it is known nao and all are smarter for it..
MAYBE pick up a book about $cientology and read it ALSO know that when someone says "$CIENTOLOGY" they are refering to Co$.. AND Co$ is a criminal organization so do your research first. It was built on deception and lies WITH the specific goal of getting dupes to give you ALLLLL of their moneys.



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